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The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction at midday
Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride
June 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're iconic)
Deacon Toad is famous as the worst pilot in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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