Massive Maulland Attraction Database
The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, immediately warning in the morning sunlight
Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride
May 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter plusses
Deacon Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in Orleans. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Mexico!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the cast members at significant times.
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