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The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, eerily passing in the afternoon moonlight
Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride
March 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three and a smidge jollies (by "Awful Rose" magazine)
Deacon Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a kingdom!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners may be able to forget about this attraction for an hour prior to park closing.
- Minimum height 30".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs, valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or lung, attention-span, immunological, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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