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The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction at midday

The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction at midday

Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're iconic)


Deacon Toad is famous as the worst pilot in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!

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