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The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary

Above: The Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary

Deacon Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 2007
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Targeted at: Spendthrift drunks

Description

Deacon Toad is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Texas!

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