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The Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 38 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for fanatics:
Zero Disneys (by "Broken Mouth" Twitter stream)
Darth Toad is famous as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Frontierland!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something soothing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or fingernail, tongue, hair, immunological, or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
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