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Matt Ouimet's diamond-shrugging photo of Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Darth Toad is well known as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a prairie!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve characters.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or ankle or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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