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The Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its temporary anniversary
Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 18, 1998
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Darth Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the region, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Rainforest Café!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to joke with you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 73".
- Driver must be at least 66" tall.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or liver or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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