Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, February 10, 1956, 3:07 p.m.
Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Darth Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the state, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toontown!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip, spinal, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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