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Above: The Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Darth Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 18, 1987
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Darth Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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