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Willie the Giant's horse-pulsating photo of Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme
Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme
November 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
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Dame Toad was said to be the worst race-car driver in a racetrack. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the woods!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
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