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Image: The Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a place
Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme
September 11, 1983
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Dame Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the universe!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
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