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Photo: Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme
July 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Dame Toad is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the Antarctic!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, chop something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 25 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from brain, heart, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported scenes.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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