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A shady view of Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme when it's not bathed in compassion
Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme
July 22, 1972
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Dame Toad was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the Disneyland Hotel!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Instead of dissolving this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or knee, hair, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to wear pirate specticles.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from July 14 to November 21.
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