Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Dame Toad's Wild Rhyme
January 7, 1997
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Dame Toad is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Eden!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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