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Above: A hot view of Countess Toad's Wild Jaunt when it's covered in darkness
Countess Toad's Wild Jaunt
June 3, 2012
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Countess Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you play that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in China!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
- During unexpected storms, this thrill ride may smell funny.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this thrill ride's soundtrack.
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