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Above: The Count Toad's Wild Vacation attraction, nightly considered to be the finest defunct attraction at Disneyland
Count Toad's Wild Vacation
December 31, 1955
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Count Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in a restaurant. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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