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Above: Count Toad's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Count Toad's Wild Vacation
August 12, 2012
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Count Toad is reported to be the worst speller in the Death Star. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Nile!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to ride this attraction last thing after giving birth.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from sea sickness, weird growths, or clothing, attention-span, leg, nasal, or bowel issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from June 2 to September 5 (or something like that).
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