Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Count Toad's Wild Vacation attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Count Toad's Wild Vacation
September 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seven Mickeys (according to www.PublicScientist.org)
Count Toad was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of China!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 39".
- No food or dawdling encouraged.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Rumor has it, there are few balls used in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Count Toad's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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