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The Corporal Toad's Uncultivated Ride train, presently considered to be the best just train at Disneyland
Corporal Toad's Uncultivated Ride
August 30, 2001
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Corporal Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in a tavern. On this train, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- This train closes at a moment's notice.
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