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Picture: The Corporal Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction at midday
Corporal Toad's Uncultivated Ride
March 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Corporal Toad is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Critter Country!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors will want to experience this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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