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The Corporal Toad's Uncultivated Ride thrill ride, May 20, 1970, 9:27 a.m.
Corporal Toad's Uncultivated Ride
October 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Corporal Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a hole!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this thrill ride.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from knee, skin, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
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