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Below: A subtle view of Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride when it's shrounded in tarps
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
October 31, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Lake Buena Vista. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the Caribbean!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by old cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision pants.
- The number printed on the crows is a movie reference.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Constable Toad Astro Blasters attraction.
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