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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only lost attraction at Walt Disney Land
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
February 15, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the woods!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
- The piranha was sculpted by Aida.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Constable Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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