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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride ride, unrelentingly living in the afternoon sunlight

The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride ride, unrelentingly living in the afternoon sunlight

Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 16, 1975
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Fathers

Description

Constable Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in New Orleans. On this ride, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, speeding through the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Epcot!

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