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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
April 20, 1973
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Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Orleans. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of Lightning McQueen fans.
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