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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, shyly considered to be the best wild attraction at Disneyland
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
October 22, 1971
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Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Fantasyland!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from kidney, liver, back, elbow, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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