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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland

The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland

Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1957
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Three princesses

Description

Constable Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Japan!

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