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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
May 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Zero magics (from "Iron Finger" web site)
Constable Toad was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a star!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Thaddeus interaction pavilion.
Policies and Information
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the carrousel turned 70.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Many Adventures of Constable the Toad attraction.
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