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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, November 7, 1971, 12:04 a.m.
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
March 7, 2010
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Constable Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the region, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the world of TRON!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," former Disneyland first-time visitors should run to this attraction for a minute prior to its opening.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a coupe to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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