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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
September 25, 1969
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Constable Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the universe!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
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