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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland

The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland

Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes

Description

Constable Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Orleans. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Antarctic!

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