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Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
May 19, 1976
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Constable Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Earth!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something soothing.
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