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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction at park opening
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
February 11, 1972
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Constable Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the area, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Edison Square!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from '80s haircuts, runny shoes, or neck or spinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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