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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
December 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Japan!
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent Pinocchio autograph location.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In 1975, this attraction was rethemed to add additional characters that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Stromboli when you ride past the second room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Constable Toad's Daring Journey attraction.
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