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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction at night
Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride
March 26, 2008
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Constable Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a restaurant!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 23 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, chin, finger, immunological, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In 2004, this attraction was renovated to tone down characters that could be viewed as too frightening for scaredy cats.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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