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The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only lost attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only lost attraction at Walt Disney Land

Constable Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1969
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Targeted at: Retirees

Description

Constable Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the woods!

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