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Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Tex
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 12, 2012
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Constable Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Germany. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, speeding through the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a location!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Joe Fowler's Hawaiian.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad the Flying Elephant attraction.
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