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At right: The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
May 1, 1986
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Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a mountain!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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