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The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during refurbishment

The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during refurbishment

Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1967
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Four dollars (according to Suzanna)

Description

Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a store!

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