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The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction at dusk
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Four plusses (according to www.CrossCannon.com)
Constable Toad is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to unzip themed specticles.
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