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The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride adventure as seen from the top of a location
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 12, 2012
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Constable Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this adventure, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the countryside, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a theater!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this adventure will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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