Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite show of Miley Cyrus
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is well known as the worst speller in Disney Land. On this show, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Downtown Disney!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- The letters in "Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Adrmaldoescebye Lat Ro Rlgdonansti '."
- This show is considered to be the sister of the Toad Jr. Circus Train show.
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