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An icy view of Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride when it's bathed in children
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
May 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a burning cabin!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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