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The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during repairs
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
December 31, 2005
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Constable Toad has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something that doesn't involve crows.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 75".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 2 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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