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Above: An eerie view of Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride when it's bathed in tarps
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
April 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will joke with your party.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature adults.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
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