Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, August 18, 2015, 2:04 a.m.
Constable Toad's Largely Random Ride
February 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Constable Toad is well known as the worst driver in a marsh. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of New Orleans!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Make sure to hold your children and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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