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Congressman Toad's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
Congressman Toad's Ungainly Ride
November 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Congressman Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Indiana!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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