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The Congressman Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Congressman Toad's Ungainly Ride
July 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Congressman Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even going straight to a location!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced fanboys.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or spinal or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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