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The Congressman Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction during repairs
Congressman Toad's Ungainly Ride
March 21, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Congressman Toad has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in jail. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even going straight to history!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, romantic, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction's massive queue.
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