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Commodore Toad's Unplanned Ride, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Commodore Toad's Unplanned Ride
December 19, 1958
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Commodore Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Persia!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may pick on people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ankle, social, brain, intestinal, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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