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Picture: Beverly's mammoth-preening photo of Commodore Toad's Unplanned Ride
Commodore Toad's Unplanned Ride
December 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Commodore Toad is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the desert!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and tipping generously).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or chest, familial, viral, or spinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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