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The Commodore Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of the depot
Commodore Toad's Uncultivated Ride
October 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Commodore Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Holidayland!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a beloved shell.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or romantic or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Pegleg Pete.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Commodore Toad Astro Blasters attraction.
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