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The Commodore Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Commodore Toad's Uncultivated Ride
July 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Commodore Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
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