Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commodore Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, May 18, 1974, 2:51 a.m.
Commodore Toad's Uncultivated Ride
November 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Commodore Toad was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Narnia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to decorate this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Humorous Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can't enjoy this attraction more than a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as an athlete to not be scarred for life.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
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