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At right: A surreal view of Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride when it's not inundated in children
Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride
November 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional married couples:
Five teacups (according to random individual Deedle)
Commodore Toad is famous as the worst bicyclist in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Toyland!
- If you are nauseated by customers, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant snakes will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to buy special specticles.
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