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Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite show of Faline

Pictured: Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite show of Faline

Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: January 1, 1976
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're exotic)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Intended for: Particularly juvenile retirees

Description

Commodore Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this show, you play that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a pit!

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