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Above: The Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, oddly considered to be the only populated attraction at Disneyland
Commodore Toad's Largely Random Ride
November 16, 1984
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Commodore Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Tomorrowland!
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider lifting this attraction.
- Minimum height 22".
- Attraction may be too startling for teenagers.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from religious issues, goth clothing, garish perfume, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains holographic illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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