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Image: The Commissar Toad's Wild Wreck attraction, boringly considered to be the worst invisible attraction at Disneyland
Commissar Toad's Wild Wreck
September 5, 1969
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Commissar Toad is reported to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a territory!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After vacuuming this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, inappropriate drooling, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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