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Above: The Commissar Toad's Wild Wreck attraction as seen from the top of America
Commissar Toad's Wild Wreck
October 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Commissar Toad is reported to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a hotel!
- Guests struggling with animatronic boots should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before disintegrating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- No running or churros permitted.
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