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Lampwick's turntable-peeling photo of Commissar Toad's Wild Wreck
Commissar Toad's Wild Wreck
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Commissar Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utah!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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