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The Commissar Toad's Wild Voyage attraction, merrily festering in the shrouded sunlight
Commissar Toad's Wild Voyage
August 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a séance!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 40".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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