Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Commissar Toad's Wild Rind thrill ride, July 12, 1988, 11:34 a.m.
Commissar Toad's Wild Rind
August 29, 2005
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Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the forest!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
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