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The Commissar Toad's Wild Rind thrill ride, July 12, 1988, 11:34 a.m.

Above: The Commissar Toad's Wild Rind thrill ride, July 12, 1988, 11:34 a.m.

Commissar Toad's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 29, 2005
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes

Description

Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the forest!

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