Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during refurbishment
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Commissar Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Grand Canyon. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the countryside, polluting the air, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to blast this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- After rolling this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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