Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up (from "Exotic Rose" discussion forum, 2003)
Commissar Toad is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a mountain!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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