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The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park opening

The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park opening

Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1983
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Zero stars (by Jiminy Cricket)

Description

Commissar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Toyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the resort!

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