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The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Five Walts (from "Awful Tire" Facebook page)
Commissar Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in the resort. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the jungle!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for immature tweens.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or stomach, romantic, kidney, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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