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The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Commissar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Hong Kong!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 68" (on tiptoes).
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, chin, stomach, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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