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The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, sleepily chattering in the afternoon candlelight

Pictured: The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, sleepily chattering in the afternoon candlelight

Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1973
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Targeted at: Toddlers

Description

Commissar Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!

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