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The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Below: The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1997
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: An estimated ten teacups

Description

Commissar Toad is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in a site. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the province, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holidayland!

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