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The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, positively shining in the fading sunlight
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
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