Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park opening
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Zero stars (by Jiminy Cricket)
Commissar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Toyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the resort!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo place.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs or nasal, spinal, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
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