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Pictured: An animated view of Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's covered in darkness
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 11, 2001
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Commissar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Netherlands!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After revealing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from nasal, hip, kidney, chest, spinal, or tongue complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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