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An animated view of Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's covered in darkness

Pictured: An animated view of Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's covered in darkness

Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 2001
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: X fairies

Description

Commissar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Netherlands!

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