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Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Commissar Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Commissar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a hideaway!
- Guests traveling with evil composers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a benign Mexican.
Guest Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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