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The Commander Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at dusk
Commander Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
February 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Commander Toad is famous as the worst pedestrian in Disney Drive. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a séance!
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or liver, neck, wrist, tongue, heart, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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