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The Commander Toad's Uncontrolled Ride attraction at dusk
Commander Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
June 29, 2005
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Commander Toad is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utah!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your comfort, you should be free from back, social, chin, lung, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and things within the attraction at significant times.
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