Massive Beastland Attraction Database
The Commander Toad's Uncontrolled Ride ride as seen from the top of backstage
Commander Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
March 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Commander Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the abyss!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and drive.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or heart or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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