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Above: A happy view of Colonel Toad's Wild Expedition when it's not bathed in children
Colonel Toad's Wild Expedition
February 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Colonel Toad is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Anaheim!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 28".
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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