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The Colonel Toad's Wild Expedition attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Colonel Toad's Wild Expedition
August 15, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Colonel Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the western hemisphere!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to sing to motorways.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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