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A comedic view of Colonel Toad's Undisciplined Ride when it's bathed in children
Colonel Toad's Undisciplined Ride
November 20, 2001
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Colonel Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Fantasyland!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider behaving this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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