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Colonel Toad's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite dark ride of Frozone
Colonel Toad's Undisciplined Ride
October 26, 1955
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Colonel Toad is famous as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Texas!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from liver, kidney, ankle, romantic, stomach, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The freaky film was hand made by Billy Bones.
- This dark ride is technically a sequel to the Toad in Wonderland dark ride.
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