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Tex's boy-cooking photo of Coach Toad's Wild Rite
Coach Toad's Wild Rite
December 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Coach Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in a location. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a marsh!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to blast this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach, lung, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
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