Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Coach Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Coach Toad's Ungainly Ride
January 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Coach Toad was said to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Hong Kong!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 26".
- Contains olde-timey images.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
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