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Coach Toad's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
Coach Toad's Ungainly Ride
July 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Coach Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Frontierland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Toontown!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of goths.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, punk haircuts, or heart, familial, shoulder, or blood issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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