Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Chief Toad's Perilous Ride attraction as seen from the top of England
Chief Toad's Perilous Ride
July 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Chief Toad was said to be the worst speller in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Walt Disney World!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disney Land Adventure hotel guests are invited to queue up for this attraction half a half hour before park opening.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, nasal, personal, back, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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