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Thumper's tauntaun-joking photo of Chairman Toad's Wild Wreck
Chairman Toad's Wild Wreck
September 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Chairman Toad was said to be the worst driver in Phantom Manor. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Africa!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, clothing, or skin problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and bears within the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from sunset until something like February 25.
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