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The Chairman Toad's Wild Excursion attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland
Chairman Toad's Wild Excursion
October 27, 2000
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Chairman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the cafeteria!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to torment this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve plants.
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