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The Chairman Toad's Wild Excursion attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland

The Chairman Toad's Wild Excursion attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland

Chairman Toad's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 2000
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed for: Money-grubbing locals

Description

Chairman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the cafeteria!

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