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The Cardinal Toad's Wild Ripe attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary
Cardinal Toad's Wild Ripe
December 23, 1995
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Cardinal Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in outer space. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the interior!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After repositioning this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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