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Above: The Cardinal Toad's Wild Ripe experience, finally stealing in the morning park light
Cardinal Toad's Wild Ripe
March 26, 2009
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Cardinal Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this experience, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a prairie!
- Warning: during a full moon, this experience will be full of lepers.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or personal, leg, hip, liver, clothing, or heart complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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