Massive Lillianland Attraction Database
The Cardinal Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Cardinal Toad's Wild Rhyme
December 6, 1985
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Cardinal Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Texas. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, polluting the air, and even going straight to India!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, novelty haircuts, or ribcage, nasal, stomach, neck, attention-span, or heart issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from another attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Cardinal Toad's Flight attraction.
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