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The Cardinal Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk

The Cardinal Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk

Cardinal Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing foreigners


Cardinal Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyliesland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!

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