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A negative view of Cardinal Toad's Wild Journey when it's not covered in tarps
Cardinal Toad's Wild Journey
March 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Cardinal Toad is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the village!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to hold your hats and balloons (in that order) within the cast members at all times.
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