Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cardinal Toad's Untamed Ride attraction, February 22, 2011, 10:35 a.m.
Cardinal Toad's Untamed Ride
July 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Cardinal Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a town!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel, liver, neck, lung, wrist, or heart problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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