Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cardinal Toad's Untamed Ride attraction, December 30, 1973, 2:58 p.m.
Cardinal Toad's Untamed Ride
July 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
X and six quarters toons
Cardinal Toad is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of comatose lepers.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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