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Above: The Captain Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
Captain Toad's Irresponsible Ride
September 3, 1959
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Captain Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve toys.
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