Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Captain Toad's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Captain Toad's Irresponsible Ride
November 7, 1985
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Captain Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the firehouse!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may pick on you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from chest, kidney, viral, clothing, or neck issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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