Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, daringly performing in the morning moonlight
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
August 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Captain Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sea!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you find nearing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that doesn't involve dumplings.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland BFFs should forget about this attraction just a minute before the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or churros allowed.
- One of the dachshunds was said to look like John Carter.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Captain Toad's Scary Adventures attraction.
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