Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, June 3, 1984, 8:01 a.m.
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
January 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Captain Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the college!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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