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Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Friar Tuck

Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Friar Tuck

Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 2015
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're burnt)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Captain Toad is well known as the worst back-seat driver in the world. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Hong Kong!

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