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The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride adventure, recklessly considered to be the premier climatic adventure at Disneyland
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
September 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Zero magics (according to famous actor Schweitzer)
Captain Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to a mountain!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this adventure's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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