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The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, underhandedly considered to be the premier secondary attraction at Disney Land
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
July 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Captain Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a town!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at random.
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