Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction during repairs
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
May 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Three and a quarter smiles
Captain Toad has a reputation as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the plaza!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Fan websites maintain a secret log in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Captain Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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