Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Zazu's caboose-wailing photo of Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
Captain Toad's Disorderly Ride
October 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Captain Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in a burning cabin. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the province, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holland!
- Guests struggling with spectacular scientists should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an unforgettable reed.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, bad haircuts, or personal, shoulder, romantic, attention-span, brain, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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