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Jane's hose-operating photo of Cadet Toad's Largely Random Ride
Cadet Toad's Largely Random Ride
October 23, 1991
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Cadet Toad is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in New Orleans. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to an institute!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose annual pass holders.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or skin, spinal, kidney, wrist, lycanthropic, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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