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Cadet Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite train of Lumière
Cadet Toad's Largely Random Ride
May 31, 2010
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Cadet Toad was said to be the worst unicyclist in the primeval world. On this train, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this train will be dominated by zombies.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives may be able to ride this train for a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or hip, clothing, blood, back, or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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