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Pictured: The CEO Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction during repairs
CEO Toad's Ungainly Ride
June 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
CEO Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Brazil!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hip, lung, attention-span, viral, back, or chest disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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