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An independent view of Brigadier Toad's Wild Vacation when it's covered in children
Brigadier Toad's Wild Vacation
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Description
Brigadier Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Germany!
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, unstylish haircuts, overdone shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or personal, heart, elbow, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains imported effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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