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A colorful view of Brigadier Toad's Wild Vacation when it's not hidden in boats
Brigadier Toad's Wild Vacation
March 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Atlantis. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Florida!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction during brunch.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Annoyance may occur.
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