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Above: The Brigadier Toad's Wild Ripe attraction during construction
Brigadier Toad's Wild Ripe
February 26, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to Mark Twain, 1988)
Brigadier Toad was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Midwest!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lonesome pilot.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for very young chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
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