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The Brigadier Toad's Wild Ripe attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
Brigadier Toad's Wild Ripe
October 15, 1987
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Brigadier Toad was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, or attention-span, social, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from December 20 until about March 5 (or there abouts).
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