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The Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction at night

The Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction at night

Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1974
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're excellent)
Maximum speed: 6 mph


Brigadier Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the world of TRON!

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