Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme dark ride, neatly rusting in the afternoon sunlight
Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme
April 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Fantasyland!
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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