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The Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction during refurbishment

The Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction during refurbishment

Brigadier Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1977
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 838 yards
Targeted at: Vacationing drunks

Description

Brigadier Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a pit!

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