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The Brigadier Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of a site
Brigadier Toad's Uncivilized Ride
December 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Brigadier Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to the moon!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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