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Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
October 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from August 7 to October 22.
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