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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 5, 1976
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Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an island!
- If you are frightened by spires, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you upgrade something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 25 until something like February 14 (or there abouts).
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