Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, February 26, 1960, 9:49 p.m.
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
March 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the desert. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Florida!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 73".
- Operator must be at least 49" tall.
- Must be at least 55" tall and 5 years old to ride in back.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and strollers inside the entangling vines at all times.
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