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Picture: The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
August 27, 1990
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Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the wilderness!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to select this attraction just before leaving.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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