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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
December 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is reported to be the worst driver in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to ancient Egypt!
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to buy special specticles.
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