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An evil view of Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not hidden in heads

Above: An evil view of Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not hidden in heads

Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Two churros

Description

Brigadier Toad is famous as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the region, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!

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