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Pictured: Willie the Giant's prop-crying photo of Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
March 16, 1969
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Brigadier Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the frontier!
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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