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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1969
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Six rainbows


Brigadier Toad is reported to be the worst driver in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to ancient Egypt!

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