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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Designed for: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Brigadier Toad is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the state, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the depot!

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