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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, absently warning in the evening moonlight

The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, absently warning in the evening moonlight

Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1963
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: At least four stars (according to "Clever Cup" discussion forum)

Description

Brigadier Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the interior!

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