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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, February 22, 1974, 11:38 a.m.
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
August 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Paris!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and customers away from the other guests at all times.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Brush of Burbank.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad's Playhouse attraction.
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