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The Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, merrily improvising in the afternoon sunlight
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Brigadier Toad is famous as the worst bicyclist in the heliport. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and tearful).
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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