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Above: Christopher Robin's duck-shopping photo of Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride
July 26, 1963
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Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to France!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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