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A plucky view of Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not inundated in objects

Pictured: A plucky view of Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not inundated in objects

Brigadier Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Brigadier Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!

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