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Pictured: The Br'er Toad's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary
Br'er Toad's Wild Drive
March 21, 1999
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Br'er Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the abyss!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical restrictions or clothing, cardiac, knee, tongue, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- There is an unused juice bar that shares a door with this attraction's gates.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Go Coaster attraction.
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