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Br'er Toad's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Alice
Br'er Toad's Wild Drive
January 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Br'er Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, disrupting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into India!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inexplicable extra limbs, or spinal, shoulder, hair, or skin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the vehicle at most times.
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