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The Br'er Toad's Wild Drive attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Br'er Toad's Wild Drive
May 5, 1969
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Br'er Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Epcot!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, unstopable boorishness, or liver, skin, intestinal, elbow, ankle, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes within the entangling vines at various times.
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