Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Br'er Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction at midday
Br'er Toad's Ungainly Ride
January 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Br'er Toad was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Hong Kong!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or heart, wrist, chest, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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