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An ideal view of Br'er Toad's Ungainly Ride when it's not bathed in relaxation
Br'er Toad's Ungainly Ride
September 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Br'er Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this experience, you act as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this experience will be dominated by hair bands.
- Instead of enjoying this experience, you will be compelled to look for something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts, novelty haircuts, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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