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The Br'er Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, December 5, 1966, 6:15 p.m.
Br'er Toad's Ungainly Ride
September 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
Ten happy faces
Br'er Toad is well known as the worst jogger in the college. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in outer space!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the secondary queue.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Br'er Toad's Daring Journey attraction.
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