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The Bishop Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at night

Above: The Bishop Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at night

Bishop Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1982
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Four Mickeys (according to Nikita Khrushchev)

Description

Bishop Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the United States!

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