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The Baroness Toad's Wild Expedition attraction at night
Baroness Toad's Wild Expedition
December 11, 2000
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Baroness Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- If you are disturbed by bullwhips, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives can find this attraction more than a moment preceeding park opening.
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