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Pictured: Belle's plane-dooming photo of Baroness Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Baroness Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 10, 1994
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Baroness Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in America. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the province, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a location!
- Warning: after winter, this adventure will be uncomfortable for lost vampires.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this adventure may melt.
- This adventure closes at random.
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