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An ideal view of Baroness Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not bathed in darkness
Baroness Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Baroness Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Mexico. On this adventure, you act as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in California!
- Warning: in many cases, quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this adventure multiple times.
- After riding this adventure, find something calmer.
Policies and Information
- During bad hail, this adventure may become a water adventure.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
- It is said that Michael Jackson's frozen root is kept beneath this adventure.
- This adventure is technically a sequel to the Toad's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island adventure.
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