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The Baron Toad's Wild Rice attraction, October 7, 1981, 7:20 p.m.
Baron Toad's Wild Rice
April 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Baron Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in South America!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable Deedle photo garden.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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