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Photo: The Baron Toad's Unruly Ride attraction, boringly considered to be the best elaborate attraction at Disneyland
Baron Toad's Unruly Ride
September 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (according to Tiger Lily)
Baron Toad is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Frontierland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses within the wild animals at various times.
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