Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Baron Toad's Unruly Ride, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Baron Toad's Unruly Ride
October 4, 1985
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Baron Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to China!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Max Keeble autograph garden.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
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