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Syndrome's aristocat-frightening photo of Baron Toad's Rough Ride
Baron Toad's Rough Ride
December 30, 2014
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Baron Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the township, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Epcot!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or clothing, romantic, intestinal, inner ear, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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