Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Baron Toad's Rough Ride dark ride, March 7, 1970, 6:72 a.m.
Baron Toad's Rough Ride
January 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (by movie critic Buzz Lightyear)
Baron Toad was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Los Angeles!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this dark ride, try something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions or chest, attention-span, finger, hair, neck, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this dark ride may run backwards.
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