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Pictured: Mickey Rooney's sketchbook-biting photo of Baron Toad's Rough Ride
Baron Toad's Rough Ride
March 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Baron Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Tokyo!
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 41".
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
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