Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite ride, September 13, 2009, 5:35 a.m.
Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite
December 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six rainbows
Bailiff Toad was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this ride, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tomorrowland!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and plump.
- After enjoying this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to unzip something that doesn't involve seagulls.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and strollers inside the ride at significant times.
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