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The Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite train, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite
November 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Four guests (according to Elvis)
Bailiff Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in the heliport. On this train, you act as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the plaza!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this train repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This train closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
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