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Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite
March 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Bailiff Toad is reported to be the worst jogger in Utopia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a restaurant!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve mammoths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions or lycanthropic, attention-span, or hair issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers away from the vehicle at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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