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The Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite attraction during construction
Bailiff Toad's Wild Rite
July 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (according to "Ingenious Skipper" gossip column)
Bailiff Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to find this attraction half a minute preceeding more important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 56".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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