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The Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive attraction, August 13, 1962, 2:21 p.m.
Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive
October 11, 2009
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Ayatollah Toad is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in a canyon!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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