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Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive
July 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (from "Reasonable Pineapple" gossip column)
Ayatollah Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a region. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in space!
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something shorter.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, excessive cluelessness, blinding makeup, or neck, heart, ribcage, chin, attention-span, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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