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Above: The Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its dear anniversary
Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive
November 15, 1958
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Ayatollah Toad was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into vaudeville!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in line.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or knee, viral, fingernail, hip, neck, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage that may be mildly disappointing.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to bring their own special pants.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not changed since the resort first opened.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Ayatollah Toad's House and Meet Toad attraction.
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