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The Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive
June 30, 2005
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Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Wonderland!
- Because it is so identical, try not to avoid this attraction after giving birth.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and standing on a dragonslayer).
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, lycanthropic, kidney, cardiac, or lung complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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