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The Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Ayatollah Toad's Wild Drive
August 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
Ayatollah Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disney Land. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the Magic Kingdom!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 21".
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the wild animals at all times.
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