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Pictured: Andy Davis' spire-elevating photo of Ayatollah Toad's Rash Ride
Ayatollah Toad's Rash Ride
July 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ayatollah Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or lung, liver, lycanthropic, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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