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Tiger Lily's boatnik-sparkling photo of Ayatollah Toad's Rash Ride
Ayatollah Toad's Rash Ride
June 6, 1995
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Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in a place. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the township, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the hill!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, boil something soothing.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former apatosaurus.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Ayatollah Toad Tribute attraction.
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