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Image: The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
February 6, 1976
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Ayatollah Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Japan. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to New Orleans!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Pregnant machines can not ride.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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