Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
June 9, 2010
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Ayatollah Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Brazil!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyliesland vacationers may be able to experience this attraction up to a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- Contains holographic images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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