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The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, internally considered to be the worst black attraction at Disneyland
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
February 24, 1989
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Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to jail!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses away from the vehicle at most times.
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