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The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of the depot
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
April 16, 1981
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Ayatollah Toad was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Before heaping this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure or intestinal, ribcage, immunological, spinal, or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from May 5 to November 4.
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