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The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, traditionally considered to be the finest new attraction at O'Gillland
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
January 8, 1999
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Ayatollah Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in a grotto. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the horizon!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of lost goths.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve billboards.
- Samuel Clemens originally intended for this attraction to use live mortals.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Playhouse attraction.
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