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At right: The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, boringly considered to be the only speedy attraction at Disneyland
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
November 7, 1970
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Ayatollah Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Oz. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the township, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Fantasia!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
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