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The Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, October 8, 1988, 12:18 p.m.
Ayatollah Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
July 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into an outpost!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant activists can ride.
- This was Dave Smith's most favorite attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad the Flying Elephant attraction.
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